Lyon's Tales Page 8 of 8
The Lyon's Roar
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JAGUAR NEWS:
-Return to LeMans
-XJ Sales Delayed
-XK Hi Performance
Packages
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March Meeting
@ Maxwell's House/Garage
in Farmville on
Saturday the 20th
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2010 VJC
Events Calendar
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Tech Corner:
Modern Fuels
Older Cars
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The Jaguar
Stimulus Program
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2010 Washington DC
Auto Show Report
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A VERY UNUSUAL
Ebay Auction is a
*MUST SEE*
for Jag Collectors
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Video of the Month:
The BEST Jaguar
Commercial EVER!!!
VJC 2010 Officers
President
David Harrison
Vice President
Steve Kelly
North Reg. VP
Bruce Murff
East Reg. VP
Don Jackson
West Region VP
Maurice Maxwell
Membership
Bruce Murff
Treasurer & Secretary
Marian Murff
Concours Chairman
Steve Kelly
Newsletter, Webmaster,
Chief Concours Judge
Wayne Estrada
A Most Curious Ebay Auction
If you are a:
Then in addition to the dreaded sickness known discreetly as "JD" (Jaguar Disease), you most likely have another related cronic illness known as "ED".
- Jaguar Owner
- Own a Computer Connected to the Internet
- Have Heard of Ebay
No, not THAT "ED"!
That would more accurately be "Ebay Disease", which according to the Lucas Dictionary of Automotive Terms is described as:
auctions for current Jaguar Cars currently for sale
Like JD, there is no known cure. And similar to JD, the only treatment is to increase ED activity.
Like any disease, there can be side effects. One such virus being passed around can be viewed at the following link. Keep in mind that exposing oneself to the following may cause dizzyness, high blood pressure, an increased heart rate and higher than normal temperatures.
